Porn 

A form of erotic video, particularly loved by the elderly. Porn is highly popular in the grandmother community, and is often a point of discussion during book clubs, or knitting conventions.

Old lady at book club: have you seen the new mudbone montage?

Other old lady: yeah, that's some swell porn!

Porn by DEATHSTAR November 27, 2013

porn 

Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.

How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?!?

porn by Cummy worm November 8, 2010

PORN 

1.PORN is the new 2009 expression to say its cool/hot.

2.PORN can also be used in smurfs style.

1.whats up dude, hey you look so PORN today!
2.hey how PORN are u feeling today ???

1.this show was totaly PORN!
2.this shit is PORNstacular.

PORN by pornstravaganza May 3, 2008

Porn 

The pleasure of all men. Women hate it.

Boy: Awwwwww you just stepped on my porno!
Girl: Serves you right! *inaudible insults*

Porn by Pornviewer October 11, 2010

porn 

Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

porn by Cummy worm February 18, 2011

porn 

The best gift that the world ever received.

Nick's got a shitload of porn on his phone.

porn by Cummy worm June 15, 2011

Porn 

A beautiful thing that I almost got caught watching

Porn
Mom walks through door
Mom: What is little baby boy doing.
Son covers his junk real fast
Son: NOTHING MOM!

Porn by RayShamBo March 30, 2015