schlub 

An individual who lacks common sense but in an endearing way. They are unaware of their surroundings- this can lead to unfortunate, embarrassing situations. They are a key factor in a friendship group. They can sometimes say insulting things without realising and in rare cases they cannot pronounce their R's.

You're so silly. You're such a schlub

That's such schlubberish behaviour

schlub by THaynes October 14, 2020

Schlub 

Noun:
The contents of a colostomy bag...... shit, or feces.

His colostomy bag was filled with schlub.

Schlub by mevs January 26, 2023

schlub scrub 

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

schlub scrub by McKupe March 12, 2015

schlub-schlub 

(n) An electrical engineering or hobbyist term for a pin-to-pin connector wire used to improvise a connection.

Can you hand me that schlub-schlub?

schlub-schlub by Groman2 June 27, 2008

Schlub, schUlub, schluB

Schlub, schUlub, schluB

Schlub, schUlub, schluB

Schlub, schUlub, schluB by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

malignant schlub 

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

malignant schlub by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

Joe Schlub 

Common everyday guy. Pretty boring

Look at those Joe Schlubs at the post office

Joe Schlub by Hypee June 11, 2006