Birth control 

Nut in me.

I got birth control😏

Birth control by BIG5S19 September 10, 2020

Birth control 

You are not being gaslit, lied to, and ignored you stupid Ben Shapiro looking bitch. I am.

Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."

Birth control by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Birth Control Glasses 

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

Birth Control Glasses by Smokey March 3, 2005

Birth Control Photo 

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

Birth Control Photo by impotate April 16, 2011

birth-control glasses 

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.

The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.

birth-control glasses by angelique clark August 26, 2006

Birth Control Shirt 

This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.

When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.

Birth Control Shirt by MadamexXx March 13, 2009

Birth Control Hole 

Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.

After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.

Birth Control Hole by Chocolate Jizz March 24, 2006