Dude why you go poop? your poop smells like a locomotive full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier and the aircraft carrier is on
fire! Hey look there's brownies in the toilet! I think ill have one! OH DEAR GOD!!!! IM SUFFOCATING!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG
DUDE HEL-ACKKKK HOLY CRA-........
Other guy:......................i gotta take a poo