WHEN someone walks up and grabs a handful of someone's ass or private area. It doesn't matter if the actual grab is wanted or unwanted. That's still what you call it!
Damn, he just walked up and gooched his girlfriend all in public!
also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.
"Did you seeMariya today?"
"You mean Gooch? Yeah that kid's a loser."