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We were just in the bed chilling. Then it happend. He slowly pulled my dress off and pulled my bra off. He got changed into a blue robe but was naked behind it. He picked me up (still with my thongs on) and layed me down on the sofa. He got some oil and rubbed it on me. "Ahhhh" I screamed. He pulled my thongs off and squeezed me boobs. As he was doing that, I was sucking his dick.

Mmmm so good.
He started to suck in my nipples. He started to rub my pussy. He grabbed my ass and picked me up. My legs were around him. Tight. He moved his waist in and out, in and out until he couldn't hold it. He cummed. SO GOOD. he picky my pussy and twisted his tounge while doing it. I could feel his wet tounge in it. So deep but so nice. He then got his thumbs and oped my pussy wide open with his hands. He stuck his tounge so deep that it was the whole of his tounge. My turn! I crept on my knees and started to lick. Then it was to sucking. Then it was pushing it down my throat. (Not really but it felt like that lol)

I WAS JK THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. We're you really this bored that you searched up sex and you found this? Did you just search this is because your bored and want to read this to feel horny? Haha this was me like... 20 minutes ago so I did that...

Sex by Theloverlike November 17, 2019

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Something that nice guys/geeks like me will never experience. This due to the fact that typical human females go for the bigger, dumber alpha male.

Me: “What’s wrong Melissa, why are you crying?

Melissa: “My boyfriend played me for some hoe!”

Me: “aww, that’s sad…is there anything I can do to help?”

Melissa: “No thanks, I took care of that last night when I had make up sex with some other jock”

Me: “oh…ok…”

Melissa: “Thanks so much for trying, you’re such a NICE GUY Salem!”

Me: “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my room, crying while masturbating to pictures of you from middle school…”

*goes home and masturbates to pictures of Mel from middle school*

sex by BitterSalem April 15, 2007

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when a penis goes in and out of a wet vagina

I was feeling really down climbing into my tent after my first day camping but when I unzipped the fly into my tent I couldn't be happier, all was there was a sleeping bag and a beautiful girl I'd never seen before in nothing but a skinny black thong. "who might you be you sexy thing?" " you can call me Millie" she purred "but for now I want to get to know your body". I knelt down next to her, ripped off her thong and started eating her out, occasionally flicking over her clit. she ripped off my shorts and gasped at my rock hard 9 inch cock and started giving me an incredible blow job. "uh uh yeah Millie baby yes yes" then I cummed all through her mouth and she swallowed every last bit. "shove it in me baby and don't hold back". I pressed her down against the sleeping bag and shoved my rock hard dripping cock into her soaked shaved pink pussy "uh baby yessss mmmm you can go further, DEEPER BABY DEEPER YOU KNOW YOU CAN" our hot juices mixed warming her pussy, "mmm baby".

"I love you Millie"
"I love you and your dick babe"

we fell asleep in the spooning position only to find my dick up her ass minutes later and we were off again
best sex ever

sex by themakoshark January 28, 2019

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Insert Tab A into Slot B.

George made wild buttsecks to his brother, Samuel.

sex by Your name May 13, 2005

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Sex is like pizza: if its not good... its still pretty good

Girl: So how was sex?
Dude: eh not bad but hey still pretty good!

Dude 1: so hows that pizza?
Dude 2: not bad but still pretty good.

sex by silenkilll January 25, 2010

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The easiest way to get an unpleasant disease...
....AND THE FUNNEST!!

'Dude, I got a venereal'
'Was it worth it?'
'Oh yeahhh...'

sex by Kimmy Booth August 12, 2005

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there are many different forms of sex.
one being preformed orally. either a woman sucks a mans genitals or a man massages or bites a womans vagina. dont forget gay and lebian couples either.

another being anal sex. a man inserts his penis into a man or womans anus and pumps it back and forth.

and then there is vaginal sex....
a penis is inserted into the vagina and pumped back and forth.
there are many different positions and props used to make this pleasurable activity much more exciting.
things such as handcuffs, whips, chains, skimpy little outfits ("let's play doctor babe"), and other things.
condoms are a NECESSITY if you dont wish to get pregnant or any sort of STD.
STAY SAFE KITTIES!!!!!!111

after a romantic evening out, jane and bob stood outside jane's apartment door.
jane shuffled her feet nervously as she tried to muster up the courage to invite bob inside.
but bob, being the understanding type knew exactly what to do.
"jane would you mind if i stayed for a while?"
jane smiled a big smile. "i'd love you to stay."
feeling so happy and excited, jane kissed bob.
and this little innoccent kiss turned into a big big kiss.
the door locked behind them.
clothes on the floor.
heavy breathing.
and then with one hand massaging janes breast, bob reached over and pulled a condom off the nightstand.
but jane liked being dominant during sex, so she slapped bob across the face and they quickly switched positions.
jane on top.
as his penis entered her vagina, bob began to moan and sweat.
jane pulled handcuffs from beneath her pillow, chained bob to the bed.
worked him so hard he screamed.
she slapped him again, harder...
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!" bob yelled, a grin on his face.
"Scream, bob, you know you want to... dont make me force you!"
bob screamed.
louder louder.
his head pounding against the headboard as jane thrusted her hips into his.
finally bobs grip on the sheets tightened and he let out the loudest scream yet.
jane lowered her head and swallowed his cum.
this would be known as hot, kinky sex.

sex by franklintonskyville September 9, 2006