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squish mitten 

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
squish mitten by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

Squish Mitten 

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes
Squish Mitten by Xeppo May 29, 2007

Squish-mitten 

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.
After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.
Squish-mitten by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.
That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.

Squishmitten 

Quite simply a vagina. This comes from how it fits around you like a squishy mitten.
How'd your date go? I beat the squishmitten up all night.
Squishmitten by Lewisville Slugga February 26, 2010

DJ Squishmitten

Rapper/Producer, Co-founder of Roadhouse Ent., Member of the Roadhouse Crew, executive produced such club hits as Booty Sweat, Booty Sweat(remix), Ice Cream Blow Job
Man dat new DJ Squishmitten song iz HOT!
DJ Squishmitten by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010