holmes

Misspelling of "homes," which is a shortening of "homeboy."

Person 1: Whassup, holmes?
Person 2: You're an idiot.

holmes by doug3456576 June 9, 2007

Holmes

A compliment saying that the one being complimented has a large penis. Holmes is derived from the 70's porn star who had a 14 inch wang.

Minority 1: Yo holmes!
Minority 2: Yo ese!

Holmes by bbbigbossbb October 19, 2005

Holmes

The nickname for your lunch aid that calls you and your friends things such as; “homeboy,” “fart,” “nerd,” and “barbecue sauce”

Holmes: What’s up homeboy?

Me: Good?
Holmes: Go poop on yourself

Holmes by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

Holmes

1. A word used to call your friend. First started in the 1990's, most commonly featured in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

2. The guy who goes out of their way to be a douchebag. Most commonly found in the city of Guelph.

What up holmes?

Douchebag? You mean Holmes?

Holmes by pr0n0 September 11, 2008

Holmes

That one legit drug dealer u can find anywhere with a low profile. He/she doesn't give any fucks about getting caught and they will keep going

Aye do you see that girl over their

She got caught 3 times selling drugs and she still does it

She is totally a Holmes

Holmes by Carlosmendez May 20, 2018

holmes

1. in referance to Sherlock holmes
calling someone a smart ass or an insult in calling someone whehn they are trying to act smart and point out the ovious
2. sexy old neighbor somewhat a wigger but nonetheless a good guy with a hot superman ring.
3. slang What you could call a friend, a stranger, or use a mocking someone for being differnet
4. sarcastic comment calling someone a smart ass

-thanks holmes (sarcastic)
-ya shut up wattson

-sup holmes?
-nm wat bout u?
-nuffin g2g tho c ya home slice
-pc easy

holmes by sexybitch May 13, 2005

Holmes

A derogatory term meaning a big dick. After John Holmes the porn star. Usually confused with "homes" short for home boy or homey.

Used as an inside joke with a person who is a pest. "What's up Holmes?" Instead of "What's up you big dick?"

Holmes by Ghost of Holmes September 22, 2005