Oklahomo 

A homosexual person who hails from the Midwest.

Have you met Dave's friend Bill from Indiana? He's totally a Oklahomo.

Oklahomo by JustinB. November 17, 2010

oklahomo 

My special way of saying oklahomaa sucks penis.

Oklahomo sucks big penis and i hate oklahomo and people butt rape eachother in oklahomo.

oklahomo by aaannngggeeelllaaa December 28, 2005

Oklahomo Plunder 

The term that defines Oklahoma's gang raping of Seattle, by taking their beloved (Super) Sonics and renaming them after a song about spousal abuse. Gay Clay Bennett and David Worm (with help from Aubry Mcclendon and the Oklahoma residence as they had to pass additional tax revenue to renovate their local arena).

Note: the term "gay" and it's affiliates are used to illustrate the obscene nature of the topic defined. It is not used to define peoples sexual orientation.

Can't wait to see the Oklahomo Plunder get pounded.

Man, the Oklahomo Plunder were really raped from Seattle!

Oklahomo Plunder by LewdDux July 13, 2011

Oklahomo Spooners 

A fun term for people who hate the Oklahoma Sooners to call them.

Guy 1: Man, I love those Oklahoma Sooners!
Guy 2: Sorry, mate, but you must be mistaken. It's the Oklahomo Spooners I believe you're speaking of.

Oklahomo Spooners by silverballer95 August 25, 2009

Oklahomo Hot Pocket 

Shit in a guys ass crack and use it as lubricant

So jeff you wanna do an oklahomo hot pocket tonight?

Oklahomo Hot Pocket by stefan janoskis August 23, 2009

Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.

Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.

Oklahoma Crimson by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Oklahoma Wind 

When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.

I gave Laura Oklahoma Wind last night before she slapped me and made me sleep down stairs.

Oklahoma Wind by xkfalling September 14, 2010