A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

Squid In A Ditch by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

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sloochin von doitchen

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

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ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches

Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision

ditch vision by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017

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Ditch Chicken

A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.

Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”

Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”

Ditch Chicken by YesterdaysProblemToday November 17, 2022

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