Ambidicktrous 

Can use both dicks, one is not stronger than the other.

"Did you see Kangaroo Jack in that new porn film? He's ambidicktrous!"

"Omg...Did you hear? Brad is amidicktrous...switched penises during the test!

Ambidicktrous by Swale327 September 23, 2020

ambidicktrous 

possessing the ability to jerk off/jerk someone off with either hand with equal success.

girl: can we switch angles my arm is getting tired, but don’t worry i’m ambidicktrous

ambidicktrous by comicsans3000 August 15, 2021

AmbiDICKtrous

When you start your masturbation career (about age 9-14) as a male, but your dominant arm/hand has a cast on it (you may have broken it riding a skateboard) and you get bored so you make it work.

"I can jack off and use the mouse efficiently, because I'm AmbiDICKtrous!"
"I'm right handed- unless im masturbating; then im AmbiDICKtrous!!"

AmbiDICKtrous by danaleedawn91 May 1, 2026

ambidickstrous 

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous 

The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand

Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.

ambidickstrous by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

ambidickstrious 

The ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.

Unfortunately Chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. Luckily for her boyfriend Jeff, she is ambidickstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. Had Jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to masturbate effectively for several months.

ambidickstrious by brentionary September 6, 2013

ambidickstrous 

Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.

One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.

ambidickstrous by CurrentSea July 7, 2010