AARP 

The sound an old man makes sitting in a beanbag chair.

Now, let me just sit dooown... AARP!

AARP by Sabadabas December 9, 2010

AARP 

(A)n (A)ging but (R)espectable (P)ussy

Edna called Life Alert for the third time this week to give the young paramedic some of that AARP.

AARP by ndptwdfnt September 14, 2017

AARP 

An acronym for African American Retirement Planning. Sometimes used as a verb.
The practice of filing a (possibly specious but nonetheless prosecutable) discrimination suit against one's employer in order to pocket a hefty settlement.

Did you hear about Tennie Pierce? Dude got awarded $1.6 million dollars for some firehouse prank. LAFD just got AARPed.

AARP by gentrifier January 7, 2014

aarp 

An old ass person, who usually like to bitch about stuff like: not enough handicapped parking at Old Country Buffet, prescription drug prices, and how good the "Good Old Days" were.

"Damn, that bitch with the cane is AARP."

aarp by A Law January 11, 2005

AARP 

AARP is for the American Association of Revolution Pilots, and to recognize all of those aviators who risked their lives flying during the Revolutionary War. It's an organization that came out of hiding on July 4, 2019 when our sitting President flubbed yet another speech, in which he referred to the Revolutionary War, in June of 1775, "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant."

Now that the secret is out that we had airports in 1775, all the history books have to be re-written to include AARP. I bet he thinks Jimmy Hoffa was abducted during the Revolutionary War too.

AARP by BLT85022 July 5, 2019

aarp 

much like the association, aarp refers to an old guy. They typically don't realize that they're mid-life and pursue 20 something's like it's their job.

Eew that guy is straight up aarp, why would I ever talk to him.

aarp by marecare September 28, 2005

AARP 

The process of a group of inbred niggers going around and having forced intercourse (rape) with preferably unnaturally obese white bitches, who they murder later.

Hey my nigga, want to go AARP some crackers?

AARP by Batman6969696969 December 16, 2013