gentrifier's definitions

AARP

An acronym for African American Retirement Planning. Sometimes used as a verb.
The practice of filing a (possibly specious but nonetheless prosecutable) discrimination suit against one's employer in order to pocket a hefty settlement.

Did you hear about Tennie Pierce? Dude got awarded $1.6 million dollars for some firehouse prank. LAFD just got AARPed.

by gentrifier January 7, 2014