Retarded 

Definition: Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown is the worlds biggest retard for making Britain a living hell and absolutly pissing us all off.

Daniel: "Who the fuck is Gordon Brown?"
David: "the world biggest retard, he is so motherfucking retarded!"

Retarded by lossieloon2 February 5, 2009

retarded 

A person of average intelligence whose actions personify a mental deficiency

Sue is so retarded for dating that loser.

Don't be retarded, of course the team will suck this year!

retarded by BaileyMac March 14, 2010

retarded 

A noun used to describe a person who amazon web services.

The company that recently got breached decided to become retarded and move to the cloud.

retarded by agseatthispersonthis May 18, 2016

Retarded 

A common word now a days meaning stupid

josh is retarded.

Retarded by smhhhhhhhhhh January 2, 2019

retarded 

adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox

Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.

retarded by SOA December 18, 2006

Retarded 

See "Stupid".
Then get round house kicked.

Wow, you must really be retarded if you look up retarded in the Urban Dictionary.

Retarded by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 20, 2011

retarded 

When a male has a boner.

You can't get retarded, you can't get retarded

Is that my imagination or are you retarded?

retarded by KP February 1, 2005