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Person 1: my Life is so boring..
Person 2: it’s a simulation, you can do anything!
Person 1: hey..you’re right!
Person 2: it’s a simulation, you can do anything!
Person 1: hey..you’re right!
Life by An average youngster. June 29, 2022
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Life
A very dangerous and contagious disease transmitted by sexual activity. The symptoms are pain, suffering and existential crisis. The disease is treated in a process called "death". The process can be performed with the help of doctors but the process can also be performed independently. Also the disease can disappear on its own after a few years (depending on what type of spicies the transmitters were).
Life
People ACT as though the value of this has conditional and proximal elements. Which means I was (once again) CORRECT! Right again idiots! How you like that? You're going to have to start calling me Captain Always-Right.
Not Captain Always-Right "If life doesn't have intrinsic value, what's wrong with exploitation?"
Captain Always-Right "If my life has intrinsic value, why am I being exploited? Because it's almost as if people act like it has conditional and proximal elements. Isn't that how I said it worked? It's almost like people are exploiting my lack of ethos for their own aggrandizement. Like I devalued my own life by saying a thing people didn't like. Am I not close enough to the right people? Did I mess with the wrong ones? Who are you to even be 'the wrong one?' Are you the one who decides what is more excellent? That's one hell of a hierarchy."
Captain Always-Right "If my life has intrinsic value, why am I being exploited? Because it's almost as if people act like it has conditional and proximal elements. Isn't that how I said it worked? It's almost like people are exploiting my lack of ethos for their own aggrandizement. Like I devalued my own life by saying a thing people didn't like. Am I not close enough to the right people? Did I mess with the wrong ones? Who are you to even be 'the wrong one?' Are you the one who decides what is more excellent? That's one hell of a hierarchy."
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Iam "The funny thing about life is that people seem to be perfectly willing to live a lie if it means that the people they hate ALSO have to live a lie. It's more important for them to have control of what constitutes reality than it is for them to live in truth. And that's the result of trying to imitate the creature."
Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"
Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."
Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."
Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"
Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."
Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."