Note: TJ (capitalized) not tj (not capitalized)
Earliest historians figure that TJ means:
Tubular
Jugular
The exact meaning of TJ is not known except that it was the name of the ancient greek god of "
Always listening to his iPod and occasionally zapping mortals with his unbearably good looks".
A "TJ" sort of person usually has ridiculously good hair and a natural ability to air
guitar.
A "Not-TJ" sort of person usually finds themselves walking into walls and taking long
stoner drives before realizing their
car isn'
t moving whatsoever and is still parked in the driveway.
To "Pull a TJ" means to perform a feat of unsurpassable awesomeness.
Example:
Dumb Girl - "Hey is that TJ over there? He looks like a pirate."
Smart Girl - "No, that's a TJ-wanna-be. TJ is over there."
Dumb Girl - "Where? Behind that glorious beautiful shining light of pure awesomeness?"
Smart girl - "No, that light is the sun shining off of his perfectly-maintained long flowing hair."
Example 2
Chuck Norris - "Did you see what I just did?"
Mortal - "Are you talking to me?"
Chuck Norris - "I was surrounded by 200 killer robots with
death rays and I managed to pull a TJ"
Mortal - "... please don't kill me."
Chuck Norris - "I guess I won't have to deal with those robots anymore.