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In addition to describing the real obsessive watcher (maybe sexual or maybe hater) who cannot be discouraged by acceptable social means -- the slang usage more commonly refers to...
The Politically Correct way to publicly cast "criminal" suspicion on an undesirable person before your "real" friends think you find the undesirable person's friendship or sexual interest acceptable.
Also a term used in a popular juvenile game of the social elite similar to the 1600's "witch hunt" "game". The idea is if enough members of the social elite call someone a stalker then members of the opposite sex will prove their acknowledgment of your elitism by taking punitive action against the one called stalker. The rules of the game include the concepts that
(1) the fewer and faster the punitive action, the more elite the members who originally designated the target called stalker -- or at least the closer they are to being able to join that group, e.g. tentative acknowledgment by the elite.
(2) the sooner someone joins in calling stalker against a selected target the more accepted they are among the elite group and their followers -- or at least they are conscious and accepting of the righteous rule of the elite and are less likely to be a target of some social game themselves.
(3) all the classic benefits of the "pecking order" modified by the idea that the farther you drive someone down, the higher you raise yourself up.
(4) all the joys of future lawyers and politicians in doing something deliciously evil while staying within the boundaries normally described as legal and saintly.
(5) you can't trust enough people after leaving high school or college to make the game work any more.
The Politically Correct way to publicly cast "criminal" suspicion on an undesirable person before your "real" friends think you find the undesirable person's friendship or sexual interest acceptable.
Also a term used in a popular juvenile game of the social elite similar to the 1600's "witch hunt" "game". The idea is if enough members of the social elite call someone a stalker then members of the opposite sex will prove their acknowledgment of your elitism by taking punitive action against the one called stalker. The rules of the game include the concepts that
(1) the fewer and faster the punitive action, the more elite the members who originally designated the target called stalker -- or at least the closer they are to being able to join that group, e.g. tentative acknowledgment by the elite.
(2) the sooner someone joins in calling stalker against a selected target the more accepted they are among the elite group and their followers -- or at least they are conscious and accepting of the righteous rule of the elite and are less likely to be a target of some social game themselves.
(3) all the classic benefits of the "pecking order" modified by the idea that the farther you drive someone down, the higher you raise yourself up.
(4) all the joys of future lawyers and politicians in doing something deliciously evil while staying within the boundaries normally described as legal and saintly.
(5) you can't trust enough people after leaving high school or college to make the game work any more.
All the Cheerleaders said the new kid who skipped a grade and had a hairlip was a stalker who peek in their bathroom. So the football team caught him after school and cut off his nuts. But nobody got arrested after the police heard what the cheerleaders said even though the new kid was only at school one day. A bunch of us gave the Prom Queen and King his nuts to use as fuzzy dice when they drove to the dance. What a laugh. Such losers should just kill themselves before their show their faces at OUR school.
stalker by dudelookslikeachimp January 26, 2008
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Stalker
a person who is extremely ugly who tried to rape you at a school dance ( you only danced with him because it was dark) and he follows you around school looking nauseatingly ugly and asks your friends for you info: name, number, 1st period class etc. this person never has a chance but it is fun to lead them on and play head games and make them think they actually have a chance of getting their sorry ass with you.
Stalker by Being stalked April 5, 2003
Stalker
1.A creepy person who follows you everywhere, gives you flowers anonymously, tries to kiss out of the blue, (possibly) kills those he/she thinks you like, and thinks you love them.
2. A man who lives in Soviet Russia, goes to restricted areas, drinks vodka, looks for treasure and Cheeki Breeki's (NOTE: Pronounced S.T.A.L.K.E.R)
2. A man who lives in Soviet Russia, goes to restricted areas, drinks vodka, looks for treasure and Cheeki Breeki's (NOTE: Pronounced S.T.A.L.K.E.R)
1. Jason keeps following Jane around and watches her from afar. I think he's a stalker
2. Hello there Stalker! You got any good artifacts?
2. Hello there Stalker! You got any good artifacts?
Stalker by aRandomFinn June 13, 2015
Stalker
Stalker by Fat-ass-whore August 25, 2003
STALKER
n. 1: someone who walks with long stiff strides
2: someone who stalks game
3: someone who prowls or sneaks about; usually with unlawful intentions
(synonyms: prowler, sneak)
2: someone who stalks game
3: someone who prowls or sneaks about; usually with unlawful intentions
(synonyms: prowler, sneak)
1. The girl was frightened because she believed she was being followed by a stalker.
2. Mike felt as if his girlfriend might be a stalker, as she seemed to know a plethora of highly personal information about him.
2. Mike felt as if his girlfriend might be a stalker, as she seemed to know a plethora of highly personal information about him.
STALKER by PhoenixSkye January 15, 2006