Muppet

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet

by Lloyd (Stallion) Salas November 14, 2002

Muppet

A right useless fuckwit.

Fuck off Tony Abbott, you muppet

by touchmywang October 28, 2014

muppet

a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability

what the hell is Emma doing, can she not see that if im not at my desk I can not answer my phone, she is such a fucking muppet

by boss hog August 1, 2004

Muppet

Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !

He's a complete muppet

by Steve Mc March 25, 2003

Muppet

A nicer way to say you are an idiot, or a retard.

E.G. "OMG you are such a muppet!" or "Haha you muppet!"

You could use this when talking to friends if you don't want to use something as harsh as idiot.

Idiot cuss Muppet

by Ooooo friend! October 8, 2011

Muppet

"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson

That explains it all

by Idiot Paranoia August 25, 2004

Muppet

Someone who is usually an idiot and doesn't know much about anything // stupid

"God, what a muppet he is"

by Pizzaandnetflix February 27, 2017