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The act of repeating something not funny over and over again, usually through an instant messaging system.
Person One: JHOOOONNNNN CCCCCEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!!!
You: STOP asping!
asping by Person#101245 July 5, 2016

asking for a friend 

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.
"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."
asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

ASSING AROUND 

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.
"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"
ASSING AROUND by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

Ashington 

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.
On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.
Ashington by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

asking for a friend 

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it
person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf
asking for a friend by mouthrat December 28, 2021