turd burger 

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

turd burger by Jeremy December 8, 2004

turd burger 

Instead of a beef patty, its a turd

Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger

turd burger by DJ Gunn April 21, 2006

turd burger 

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.

"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."

turd burger by tjd92295 November 24, 2013

Turd Burger 

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

Turd Burger by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

Turd burger 

Some one who eats turds

Charlie is a turd burger

Turd burger by Shjaajqvwcwvjq March 16, 2019

Flip Floppy Turd Burger

flip floppy turd burger

A person who is being an unreasonable, irrational, annoying, or generally dickish cunt for no apparent reason. Used when someone is acting like an absolute pain in the ass, refusing to listen to reason, making stupid decisions, or just being a complete turd burger.

E.g #1: “Mate, stop being a flip floppy turd burger and just admit you were wrong.”

E.g #2: “Why are you acting like such a flip floppy turd burger?”

Flip Floppy Turd Burger by The nah mate! August 20, 2026

turd burgerler 

someone that steals turd from an anus or a toilet.

i didnt get a toy in my turd burgerler meal.

turd burgerler by derek pierce June 22, 2004