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sharterror 

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.
Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."
sharterror by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

schvartzer 

From Yiddish any black man. A black woman is a schvartze. This is not at all derogatory but the literal translation.
Barack Obama considers himself a schvartzer, but is really bi-racial.
schvartzer by Lover of language December 28, 2011

Shvartsman 

a word used to describe a poorly written joke, or a joke that is not funny.
fred:bad joke said
jim: dude thats a Shvartsman.
Shvartsman by graterthanyou April 12, 2009

Shvartze 

Shvartze or Shvartza is a slang Yiddish word, which refers to roudy African Americans, who are usually from the Ghettos.

Plural Shvartze's
Look at that Shvartze eating fried chicken on the train.
Those Shvartze's are acting like animals, they belong in the zoo.
Shvartze by CRG84 May 6, 2011

Shartster 

1. Like a hipster, but smellier...
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag
hipster, shart, shartster
Shartster by potatoesoriley September 19, 2011