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tvd logic 

When something on a television show simply does not make sense logically or is contradictory; most notably from The vampire diaries as that is where the term originated from.
1. The mythology of the show in season one states that vampires can't procreate but they love to try. enter Klaus (an original vampire/hybrid has a baby which an entire spin off show is based upon. how can Klaus have a baby when he is a vampire? Fans simply reply with TVD Logic.

2. Doppelganger mythology. Stefan and Elena are part of a line of doppelgangers that are magically draw together for centuries. how can Stefan and Elena be doppel mates if it was impossible for them to meet since they were born in different centuries if Stefan had never turned into a vampire. fans reply with TVD Logic

3. Elena finds a picture of Baby DAmon and the picture clearly shows he has brown eyes while Damon Salvatore is admired for his beautiful blue eyes. Fans reply with TVD Logic.

4. Elena looks at a baby picture of a brown eyed Damon and comment that he has his mother's eyes which are clearly blue. Fans assume Elena went blind and just reply with TVD Logic.

5. Elena had Alaric who is an original vampire at the time compel all her memories of loving Damon away and when he becomes human a few episodes later his compulsion does doesn't wear off when logically it should because TVD Logic exists.

6. In season 3 of TVD it's established that a person can't be a vampire and a witch. Bonnie's mother is turned into a vampire therefore severing her link to her witch lineage but in season 6 because of TVD Logic they introduce vamp/witches which clearly contradicts their established mythology.
tvd logic by sexygodDamon April 17, 2015
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026