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Christian Bail 

Bail money put forth by the Catholic Church to release a priest from jail on molestation charges
Your Holiness, we have put up millions in Christian Bail- the gold-plated high-rise cathedral project must be put on hold for now
Christian Bail by PaulAllensCard February 3, 2015

Christian Bail 

The moment when a regular churchgoer gets so fed up with all the bs that they stand up right in the middle of the service and deliver a searing expletive-laden tirade before storming out.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Does anyone here even know what the fuck is going on? All you people ever do is babble about meaningless bullshit and nothing ever gets done. You can't justify anything you've said, ever, and I'm not going to take this anymore! You're all full of shit! Fuck this, I'm out.

Wow, I think he just did a Christian Bail.
Christian Bail by kiwi_david August 14, 2010

Christian Bail 

Act as if you have a reason to leave and then go.
I dont like freddie but I was stuck talking to him so I christian bailed out of there.
Christian Bail by peeche April 12, 2015

Christian Bailout 

What happens when you lose it and go off on somebody with an insane barrage of condescending insults.
To experience a "Christian Bailout" see Christain Bale freaks out on youtube or somewhere.

What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
..... sake man, you're amateur....you got ------- something to say to this prick?
Well, somebody should be ------- watching and keeping an eye on him.
? I'm trying to ------- do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the ------- set man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right I'm going to go... Do you want me to ------- go trash your lights?
Do you want me to ------- trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set.

ChristianBaled

an extreme form of hatred to coworker and or people in general.
This word is also an extreme form of the word Apeshit
Yo i was so ChristianBaled today.

Hey if you don't back up im gonna pull a ChristianBale on your ass!

christianbalesgirlfriend 

Christian bale's girlfriend.
Omg did you hear Christian bale has a new girlfriend? Her name is Christianbalesgirlfriend
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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