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Cumstacking 

When four dudes circle jerk over different ideas and never result in final consensus.
There goes Tony, Lang, Don, and Nino cumstacking over what the next move is.
Cumstacking by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021

cumducking 

v. When a girl moves her face away from an ejaculating penis to avoid cum from hitting her in the eyes, nose or mouth, getting it in the neck or hair instead.
Daisy hates her face being turned into glazed doughnut, so she's become an expert in cumducking.
cumducking by Nickilicious February 12, 2008

Cumrucking 

where after giving head (and swallowing) you burp and some cum comes up in the back of your throat.
Dude, my boyfriend totally came too much so when I burped, it was actually me cumrucking.
Cumrucking by Macjammin March 31, 2010

comstocking 

1) When a politician hides from an important issue by blasting out a smokescreen of photo-ops and tweets about inoffensive issues that everyone agrees on, like kissing babies and supporting the troops.

2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.

3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical

4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.

5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.

6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.

7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.

8) See also: ethically challenged
He is comstocking on that issue until it goes away.

She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.

He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!

She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.

Cumstacking 

Use of ancient wisdom, herbs, chemicals, any means necessary to build monstrous quantities of ejaculate ( cum ) to blam all up in, or spackle onto, a partner.
I was cumstacking for a week and when I spackled my gift on her, she wept in gratitude.
Cumstacking by Blamupinit April 17, 2019

National Cumsockgogy Day 

It is a special day where we celebrate the birthday of Cumsockgogy aka Max
Its National Cumsockgogy day everyone, cishets get out!