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Connor Johnson, is a huuuuuge douche. Small penis, has the potential for a huge heart but never realizes the potential. Every breath he draws is a waste of your air. Every Connor Johnson is a prime example of severe douchebaggery. they eat, sleep, and shit douche. So much douche. honestly its mind boggling. Naming your child Connor Johnson is like pronouncing to the world you've given birth to the spawn of Douchedom. Don't be a Connor Johnson!!
That guy is so bro-ed out, im surprised he doesn't have Connor Johnson Tatted to his forehead!
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connor johnston 

Connor Johnston is an amazing person with a bright future! He loves music and loves spending time with his brothers and sisters & family! He's a handsome brunette with dreamy brown and occasionally hazel eyes. He is very insecure and shy until you get to really know him. He will be there for you whenever you need him, and puts his friends and families priorities before his own. His personality will make you want to be around him 24/7. He knows how to make a conversation good and long lasting. He's a great guy to date because he can be your best friend and boyfriend. He loves just about any type of music. And is very artistic and musical himself! Connor Johnston has a soft side and a very sweet side that only the luckiest people get to see. He's very attractive and has a great body! He will fall for the perfect girl and guve her the world! He's a very loyal person. If you ever get to meet a Connor Johnston then you are one lucky person!
girl 1: "did you see that amazing sweet and cute guy at the party?"
girl 2: "oh yea I know him! That's Connor Johnston!"
girl 1: "you know him?"
girl 2: "year"
girl 1: "wow you're lucky!!!"
girl 2: "i know"
connor johnston by reesecup July 19, 2014

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026