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puritanism 

1. Commonly refers to an old fashioned Christian movement which was common into colonial times.

2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
Liberal people like me are extremely afraid of puritanism rising up.
puritanism by Zack Green August 19, 2004
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puritanism 

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
Needless to say, puritans hate fun
puritanism by shambola September 5, 2004

Puritanism 

Puritanism kills democracy, human rights, and free speech (remember ad hominem, cancel culture and doxxing which come as a bundle?)
Puritanism by Sir. B April 15, 2022

Puritanism

Puritanism
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.

The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.

Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.

2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.

3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.

4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.

5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.

6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.

7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.

If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
Lib: “You can’t just ban pride parades and execute pedophiles, that’s extreme!”

Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
Puritanism by Landfrieden November 20, 2025

Puritanism

(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.

The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:

1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.

2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.

3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.

4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.

5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.

6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.

7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.

Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.

If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.

There is no “Puritan-lite.”

There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”

There is no debate.

You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.

P&P ✠7
Lib: “You can’t execute pedophiles and bulldoze mosques and ban pride parades, that’s extreme!”

Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
Puritanism by Landfrieden November 20, 2025

Ivory Puritanism

A form of intellectual and moral purity culture that emerges within ivory tower environments, characterized by the relentless policing of thoughts, words, and frameworks for any deviation from orthodox standards. Ivory puritanism demands perfect adherence to current disciplinary consensus, treats theoretical impurity as moral failing, and engages in public rituals of condemnation and excommunication for those who transgress. Like religious puritanism, it's obsessed with boundaries—who's in, who's out, who's pure, who's contaminated. Unlike genuine intellectual rigor, which engages ideas on their merits, ivory puritanism polices identity and affiliation, treating wrong ideas not as mistakes to correct but as sins to punish.
Example: "The open letter condemned him for using the wrong terminology—not because his argument was wrong, but because his words weren't pure enough. Ivory Puritanism: policing language as if it were salvation."

Scientific Puritanism

A culture of purity within scientific communities where methodological orthodoxy becomes the measure of virtue—treating deviations from accepted methods not as alternative approaches to be evaluated but as moral failings to be condemned. Scientific puritanism insists that there is one right way to do science, that any departure from this way is not just mistaken but corrupt, and that those who deviate must be exposed, condemned, and excluded. It's the peer reviewer who doesn't just reject a paper but impugns the authors' character; the methodologist who treats qualitative research as not just different but immoral; the discipline that polices its boundaries through rituals of shame and exclusion. Scientific puritanism mistakes methodological preferences for moral absolutes.
Example: "The qualitative study was rejected not on its merits but because it 'wasn't real science'—Scientific Puritanism, treating methodological difference as moral failing."
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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