Shit Twist
Shit Twist by PonySlaystation November 23, 2014
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Bulgarian Shit Twister
When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
Bulgarian Shit Twister by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
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Flabbing Shit Twister
When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”
Flabbing Shit Twister by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018
shit twister
Complicated situation or event in life, or elements of
a relationship, which cannot be resolved either quickly
or nicely, mainly because the unfolding, evolving series
of events is beyond your personal control. Such events
often result in any number of catastrophes, such as bodily injury, broken furniture, or other equally traumatic and often creative kinds of invasions.
a relationship, which cannot be resolved either quickly
or nicely, mainly because the unfolding, evolving series
of events is beyond your personal control. Such events
often result in any number of catastrophes, such as bodily injury, broken furniture, or other equally traumatic and often creative kinds of invasions.
"When she came home sick from work yesterday afternoon,
my wife found me and Marcia in bed. What a shit twister
that was. I just got home from the ER. "
my wife found me and Marcia in bed. What a shit twister
that was. I just got home from the ER. "
shit twister by weasler November 21, 2006
shit thistle
An amusing welcome, or internet comment used between friends, when there is mutual respect for each others ability to be offensive. Used when sexist, racist, and all other sorts of politically incorrect language has lost all ability to shock.
shit thistle by Neil Holland October 16, 2006
shit twisting
shit twisting by Smoothtalker February 22, 2015
shit twister
A housekeeper says, "Oh man! I had to clean up a real shit twister in the lobby bathroom of the hospital this afternoon."
shit twister by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025