liberal boner 

When liberals express excessive and superficial admiration for things like same-sex relationships, bi-racial children, and startups that promote the latest liberal pet cause.

Not saying these things are bad (they're not), but superficial enthusiasm is always annoying.

Rachel Maddow had a raging liberal boner for Bill de Blaiso's mixed race family.

liberal boner by samuel_adams1 November 12, 2013

A Literal Boner 

A dog bone that looks like a dick.

*in a pet store*
"Oh my god, it's a literal boner!"

Watch as others stare at you awkwardly.

A Literal Boner by Finn_Faun February 13, 2022