hemhem

I was bored one day on the internet, so I decided to grow a website which I intended to fill to the brim with random snippets and slices of fun from my life, which may or may not be amusing depending on whether you're boring or not. I searched frantically for inspiration for a name. I was reading the fifth Harry Potter book at the time and as my eyes skimmed the page like milk, those dreaded words (uttered by Professor Umbridge) caught my eye..."Hem hem". The simple beauty of these words combined together to form one marvellous sound and I knew it would be a fantastically satisfactory title for my site.

www.hemhem.tk (Please note, this is not the greatest site in the world, this is just a tribute!)

hemhem by caroline June 11, 2004

Hememia 

A fictional illness. Used similarly to the dihydrogen monoxide joke.

Hem referring to haemoglobin referring to blood, emia meaning presence in blood. Blood presence in blood.

"Dude, you have hememia!"
"What?? How do I cure it???"

Hememia by RepOfMady March 2, 2021

hehemon 

While jejemons are being defined as those who like to use alternating caps and the excessive use of X,Z,H,W, and other "innovative" ways of communicating, hehemons are rather conscious with grammar and syntax but what makes them different from the rest is the "abuse" of the terms "hehe" or "haha", which denotes laughter or happiness, or even sarcasm. Some of them are jejemon-haters, while some don't mind them at all.

Hey, I think most of these jejemon-haters are hehemons. They use "hehe" too much.

hehemon by nerdherdkid June 1, 2010

Heshemanwoman 

A slang term for a person whose gender is unknown or questionable.

"the ceckout girl is a total heshemanwoman,are those boobs or what?

Heshemanwoman by BobReefdoogbogen March 11, 2010

heshemeyou 

a person you don't know the gender of

"what the hell is that!"
"its a heshemeyou, duh"

heshemeyou by Tunabros October 7, 2016

hesheme 

a guy with a va-china, see vagina, or a girl with an apollo rocket of love, see penis, i cant tell

corey hurm is a hesheme.

hesheme by joe November 24, 2003

henhemjamium 

a purple turkey smelling solid. the two hundred and forty seventh element of the periodic table. it has such properties as producing huge pairs of scissors to appear in the sky when added to common kryptonite mixed with mud

"and here we have henhemjamium the two hundred and forty seventh element....."

henhemjamium by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004