microbro 

Noun: An individual of the 'bro' persuasion who frequents bars and liquor stores, attempting to appear educated and classier than the common man through loud discussion about beer perceived as craft.

That microbro spoke very highly of Blue Moon and Leinenkugals.

microbro by sdkluber July 18, 2014

MicroBro 

Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.

There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.

The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")

MicroBro by Headcircus March 13, 2013

Microbiomes 

Microbiomes are the longest known alien form of life. As in any life form, there are good and evil. Microbiomes aka aliens, are known for their voracious cannabalistic appetite. Crediting their mere exsistance to their unique ability to multiple at a rapid rate while feasting on other microbiomes. Human DNA is the prime rib of their main menu followed by your dog. The best line of defense agaisnst these resilient beings is to WASH YOUR HANDS!!!

Danielle didn't care if Jims microbiomes were infectionusly infesting his sinuses, she was gonna kiss him anyway.

Microbiomes by D-tothe-L February 25, 2017

microbrew 

1. n. Beer which is produced locally in small quantities or breweries and not nationally distributed. Oposite of Budweiser or Labatts. Served mostly in local bars, Brasseries, and at beer festivals. Can also be obtained through mail order clubs on the net.

Damn, that Saint-Ambroise is a good Microbrew.

microbrew by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005

Microbiology

The study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to Hugh laurie's from house. Getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.

As in, "microbiology is too hard, i'm gonna switch to biology. Damn! biology is to hard too. I guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone."

That guy I slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. His cock was so big, he must have been a microbiologist

Microbiology by jim townsend February 4, 2010

microprofessor

The professor who can't handle the microprocessor and never understands any computer term at all.

hey kyle!is that the pro u talked about?I ll ask smth to him
nah man he's a microprofessor,you've better ask anything!

microprofessor by hsktr November 20, 2010

Recreational Microbiology

Fermenting alcohol

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt.

My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.

Recreational Microbiology by cowboyup1876 September 26, 2010