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Stanksgiving is the act of digesting and giving back the food one consumes after a large thanksgiving meal, in the bathroom. As this is one of the largest meals most individual's digestive systems will be presented in a given year, and often several multiples beyond what is normally demanded by an individual's average food-load, the overtaxed digestive processes do their best to accommodate, producing variable amounts of methane and solid matter in large abundance. The result is a truly offensive olfactory symphony, likely to startle the entire household regardless of size and location of restroom. The manufacturer of Stanksgiving often finds the aroma just as putrid as the remainder of the house guests, and can often be seen quickly and covertly exiting the restroom. If caught, the host of the Stanksgiving will likely lie profusely in attempt to skirt association with the event, and only in most rare circumstance, take ownership of said circumstance.
Vin: Man, I haven't eating like this in a year, I am stuffed beyond belief. I ate things I haven't eaten since I was a kid.

Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.
by Vennisonian November 27, 2012
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Another name for thanksgiving due to the high volume of food consumed which leads to being extra gassy and ending up on the toilet.
Happy stanksgiving!
by iamanthonydean November 26, 2020
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A 2 day holiday beginning on Thanksgiving Eve, in which people return to their hometowns, and are subsequently driven to drink by family-overload and proceed to flock to local bars. Once at these bars, it becomes a reunion of sorts, and the combination of alcohol and nostalgia prompts Skanksgiving hook-ups.
I'm going home for turkey day, hopefully I'll run into every guy I never made out with in high school, and will have a joyous Skanksgiving.
by attr November 23, 2011
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Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.
by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017
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Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.
Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.
by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017
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The evening before Thanksgiving in which bars and clubs are flooded with promiscuous girls.
We go out on Skanksgiving every year!
by lnglgdsxpstl November 9, 2009
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The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.
Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!
by JohnK2374 January 6, 2008
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