Mansanity

When a man makes a woman angry for any reason. This will cause the woman to gain the mansanity. Common causes for the mansanity are when men don't call/text when they should, when a man doesn't clean up after himself, when a man is late for a meeting/cancels last minute.

John hasn't called me in three days! I have the mansanity sooooo badly!

Joe didn't put the laundry on like I asked, I have all the mansanity right now!

Mansanity by TheLG June 23, 2012

mañanita 

1. An awfully lame and pathetic excuse spouted by a single-celled organism when caught red-handed violating a policy, regulation, or law that it was supposedly duty-bound to enforce and uphold

2. May also refer to a police official who acts all tough and scary and all that but actually has a soft spot for birthday parties where he is given dozens of roses and is serenaded like a blushing Mexican quinceanera

Major General Debrave did not violate any quarantine protocols when he had a birthday party with his underlings, that was just a mañanita you nincompoop. Also, he is a cop so he is above the law unlike the great unwashed like us who should toe the line and obey the police if they don't want to get arrested and shot. Full stop

mañanita by Debsdds May 13, 2020

Manginity 

a mans ass virginity

Dude he took your manginity!
Ramos going to take your manginity when you turn 20 dawg!!!

Manginity by TUNA Tin Tin January 25, 2009

Manginity 

It's something you lose when any straight guy takes it up the bum from any other guy- straight or gay.

Chris lost his manginity to Andy one drunken night in the back of Volkswagen. Neither of them told their girlfriends about the incident.

Manginity by jesswi84 December 9, 2008

manzanita 

A dorm hall on the Arizona State University campus. Commonly referred to as "the 15 floors of whores". The building is falling apart and is in need of desperate renovation and plans are already in place to demolish it. It is notorious for overcharging students who live in the complete shithole of a dorm hall when there are much nicer dorm halls on campus.

"Which dorm are you in?"

"Manzanita."

"Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry."

manzanita by Ian Iker November 10, 2007

manginity 

Something you lose when you go to prison/jail.

Meatwad lost his manginity the first night, but at least he was Hector's bitch from then on out.

manginity by Alex Thompson February 2, 2006

fansanity

To be overtly defensive of something or someone on the basic premise that said person is willing to overlook logic and reason simply because they are too blinded by their obsession to even consider the possibility of criticism.

Harry: "Hellgate is a great game! Why, all the business decisions Flagship has made and everything they have done are all precise and sound marketing moves! There isn't a single flaw here!"
Bob: "Your fansanity knows no bounds."

fansanity by Agamemnon582bc May 12, 2008