Homer Call

A sports term used to describe a call that is obviously biased to the home team, while calls for the away team are more droll, boring, insulting, or quiet.

Homer call, after home team scores:
"INCREDIBLE! THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!! (Home Team) SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

After away team scores:
"This is so sad I feel like puking looking at it!"

Homer Call by Maximum_Spider December 14, 2012

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homerball

A gift that is of higher interest to the gifter than to the giftee, perhaps given with the intent to yoink it for oneself at a later time.
See: The Simpsons, season 1, episode 9 production code 7G11; "Life in the Fast Lane"

Husband: Happy birthday, Wife! Enjoy your new golf clubs.
Wife: Thanks for the homerball, jackass.

homerball by supermo May 4, 2008

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Homer Call • An Abyss Called Home • homerball • Homer • homer simpson • Homer Alaska • Homer Boner • Homer Domer • homer-erotic • homer glen

An Abyss Called Home

An amazing new metalcore band from southern California. Also reffered to as AACH.
They have an amazing cover of the song tik tok by ke$ha.

Guy 1: hey did you hear An Abyss Called Home is playing at chain reaction next week?
Guy 2: seriously? Those guys kick ass!
Guy 1: are you down to go?
Guy 2: yeah but I better see you slam dancing in the pit or else you aren't my friend anymore
Guy 1: dude... Harsh...

An Abyss Called Home by HeyjohnWhatsyourname? March 10, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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