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fondouche 

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean
Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!
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Frodouche Baggins 

A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.
"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."

"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."
Frodouche Baggins by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009

Fondouche 

various meats on a stick, used most for cleaning the inside of a dirty vagina
She wasn't the cleanest girl, but I was hungry, so I cracked out my trusty fondouche.
Fondouche by Juke McKones May 28, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026