Broweiser

A type of beer drank by the biggest of douchebags.

If you're drinking Bud Light Lime, Budweiser Heavy, Michelob ULTRA, Budweiser Select, Pabst Blue Ribbon (while whearing cordoroy anything)...you're drinking a Broweiser.

by Snakeworshipper February 25, 2012

Drone Browser

An individual who cruises Urban Dictionary, browsing various words or authors and liking or disliking (usually disliking) words, either because they didn’t think of them themselves or because they were added by a particular author. They have appointed themselves as critics of the people who try to increase the content and scope of Urban Dictionary, without making any sort of contribution themselves. These people are drones; each of them nothing more than a self-absorbed waste of space as, for the same effort, they could vote on the inclusion or exclusion of new words and help keep Urban Dictionary functioning efficiently.

“Is there anything more useless than a drone browser?”
“Yes, a spite monkey drone browser.”

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

browser history

Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.

I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess.

To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete

by Asdfefwhefhwe January 19, 2014

Backseat Browser

Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.

Matt grew increasingly frustrated with Patrick, acting as a Backseat Browser, when he wouldn't stop telling Matt what links he should click on next.

by YoungKenC February 18, 2009

Tor Browser

Your best friend when you need to watch porn but you're using your office wifi

Man I wanted to watch porn so I used Tor Browser to bypass the wifi's website blocking

by DesiredApple1 October 3, 2019

My browser history

porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn and more porn

you: my browser history is pure porn what about yours

by Crazzy_Gamer278 May 17, 2018

Browser Paralysis

When a website has so many pop-ups, streaming video, embedded YouTube, Flash and cookie downloads that it freezes. Similar to not being able to *log out* because your server keeps dumping spam into your inbox.

The boss is coming and this browser paralysis is keeping me from being able to close this damn porno window. I'm toast!

by genius-girl October 9, 2009