Crumpeteer

A term used to describe people who are enamored with British TV, movies, music, and culture but do not live in or are in any way part of Britain. Crumpeteers will consume any form of British media for the sole reason that it was made in Britain. Many Crumpeteers think that this "appreciation" of British culture makes their taste in such things superior, but this is not necessarily a defining trait of Crumpeteers.

Mark: Have you seen the new episode of Sherlock yet? I just watched it after listening to the latest Adele album and drinking tea!

Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.

Crumpeteer by Alpaca_Man January 17, 2012

Trumpeteer 

A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.

Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.

Trumpeteer by TMTInc. November 28, 2018

crumpsterbating 

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

crumpsterbating by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

Trumpeteer 

Any person who supports Donald Trump by posting somewhat false, ignorant, misinformed, anti-liberal memes on facebook or through any other social networking site only after he won the election. A trumpeteer never engaged in discussions or debates and never showed any interest in politics prior to Trump winning.

The trumpeteers keep flagging my progressive, liberal posts, because they are too stupid and racists to join a debate!

Trumpeteer by DrippsMcDizzle November 14, 2016

Trumpeteer 

Someone who's a fan of Donald Trump

The Trumpeteer's are marching to the white house

Trumpeteer by The Frog Hopper August 24, 2015

Crumpter Pot 

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

Crumpter Pot by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

Trumpeteer 

(1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.

(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.

Trumpeteer by The_Think_Tank February 11, 2012