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shit walk 

The act of clenching ones butt to prevent a leak of the anus. The result of this act makes one do a speeding duck walk to the bathroom.
Dude! That guy had to use the shitter so bad he had to do the shit walk!
shit walk by Chris AKA $SPUDZ$ March 11, 2008
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Shit walk 

The walk you take when you have to take a shit usally in a public place. this walk consist of swearing, holding and rubbing of the stomache and constent mumbles of how bad you have to shit. The moment you see the bathroom door you feel a huge sense of relief.
Mike: yo are we leaving yet?

Chris: ya man just wating for Mark.

Mike: where the is he?

Chris: Oh he just took a shit walk, who knows when he'll be back...
Shit walk by Callmedragon16 December 16, 2011

shit walk 

To walk with one's head held high and an attitude of utmost disgust towards whomever the walk is aimed at.
"Dude, that team sucks. Let's shit walk them and freak them out a bit."
shit walk by Danielle7 February 13, 2007

shit walk 

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.
Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.
shit walk by Toggi October 13, 2008

Shit and Walk Away 

When trying to explain something to someone and they aren’t listening.
I kept trying to explain to Christian and he wasn’t listening, it’s like he was telling me I shit and walk away. No, I fucking wiped!!

the "i need to walk slowly" shit 

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

Walk up a shit

The act of taking a walk in order to speed up a shit that's been building, as opposed to sitting and waiting longer for it to happen.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Bob? He wasn't at his desk.

Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.
Walk up a shit by Anthony Melvin August 31, 2022
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