shit walk
The act of clenching ones butt to prevent a leak of the anus. The result of this act makes one do a speeding duck walk to the bathroom.
shit walk by Chris AKA $SPUDZ$ March 11, 2008
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Shit walk
The walk you take when you have to take a shit usally in a public place. this walk consist of swearing, holding and rubbing of the stomache and constent mumbles of how bad you have to shit. The moment you see the bathroom door you feel a huge sense of relief.
Mike: yo are we leaving yet?
Chris: ya man just wating for Mark.
Mike: where the is he?
Chris: Oh he just took a shit walk, who knows when he'll be back...
Chris: ya man just wating for Mark.
Mike: where the is he?
Chris: Oh he just took a shit walk, who knows when he'll be back...
Shit walk by Callmedragon16 December 16, 2011
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Shit and Walk Away
I kept trying to explain to Christian and he wasn’t listening, it’s like he was telling me I shit and walk away. No, I fucking wiped!!
Shit and Walk Away by Imwithstupid June 8, 2022
the "i need to walk slowly" shit
when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
the "i need to walk slowly" shit by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
Walk up a shit
The act of taking a walk in order to speed up a shit that's been building, as opposed to sitting and waiting longer for it to happen.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Bob? He wasn't at his desk.
Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.
Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.
Walk up a shit by Anthony Melvin August 31, 2022
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