A word to describe when a know-it-all is googling something to back up their false claims of knowing something that they absolutely don't. AKA when a Captain Wikipedia is hard at work.
by toptier69 February 3, 2022
Get the swardmug. Guy 1: I got really nervous about who's going to win the game, so I got all sweaty!
Guy 2: This isn't sweat, it's lard!
Guy 1: I know. It's actually sward.
Guy 2: Weird.
Guy 2: This isn't sweat, it's lard!
Guy 1: I know. It's actually sward.
Guy 2: Weird.
by InkDictionary January 11, 2019
Get the swardmug. Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century
intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you
practice2: a fugly twat
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century
intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you
practice2: a fugly twat
Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?
Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.
Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.
by C. Erhardt November 22, 2007
Get the swardmug. A misspelling of sword. Coined in AP World History during a whole class project to recreate a war between the Persians and the Greeks. Mass lulz was produced.
One student: "Who typed this?!"
Other student: "Everyone knows that swards are larger than swords..."
Teacher: "Okay so I just wanna go back that on our night attack... on a little tiny goat trail... who had horses -'cause they won't get tired!- Are going to have a shield... a sward... an axe... whose spear... a javelin... of course there'll be extra hunting supplies with them as well..."
(And remember: archers are obviously hunters)
Other student: "Everyone knows that swards are larger than swords..."
Teacher: "Okay so I just wanna go back that on our night attack... on a little tiny goat trail... who had horses -'cause they won't get tired!- Are going to have a shield... a sward... an axe... whose spear... a javelin... of course there'll be extra hunting supplies with them as well..."
(And remember: archers are obviously hunters)
by Earthy Derpy October 22, 2011
Get the swardmug. by FurryTrashDrolf October 6, 2017
Get the Swardmug. by catchingfire3 August 5, 2019
Get the Swardmug. A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
Get the Sward elementary schoolmug.