Sward

A small hill filled with grass growing on it.

I lay on the sward thinking about the 2020 election.

by FurryTrashDrolf October 6, 2017

Sward

Sweat made out of lard. Used by Richard Watterson in Amazing World of gumball. See also sweese

Gumball: What's wrong with your face?
Richard Watterson: it's Sward.
Darwin: What's that?

by catchingfire3 August 5, 2019

sward

A word to describe when a know-it-all is googling something to back up their false claims of knowing something that they absolutely don't. AKA when a Captain Wikipedia is hard at work.

Gosh, T is being such a sward right now.

There he goes, being a sward.

by toptier69 February 3, 2022

sward

Sweat made out of lard.

Guy 1: I got really nervous about who's going to win the game, so I got all sweaty!
Guy 2: This isn't sweat, it's lard!
Guy 1: I know. It's actually sward.
Guy 2: Weird.

by InkDictionary January 11, 2019

sward

Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century

intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you

practice2: a fugly twat

Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?

Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.

by C. Erhardt November 22, 2007

sward

A misspelling of sword. Coined in AP World History during a whole class project to recreate a war between the Persians and the Greeks. Mass lulz was produced.

One student: "Who typed this?!"

Other student: "Everyone knows that swards are larger than swords..."

Teacher: "Okay so I just wanna go back that on our night attack... on a little tiny goat trail... who had horses -'cause they won't get tired!- Are going to have a shield... a sward... an axe... whose spear... a javelin... of course there'll be extra hunting supplies with them as well..."
(And remember: archers are obviously hunters)

by Earthy Derpy October 22, 2011

Sward

To defy clear instructions

Jimmy, Don't be a sward, Do what you're told.

by CasuallyDefines September 3, 2018