Swardle
A person that purposely stirs up discord in order to feel better about themselves. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
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Swarkles
Is the name for the couple of Barney and Robin of Howi I Met Your Mother, usually used in fandoms. The name comes from the combination of the words Swarley (The name Barney had for an episode) and Sparkles (The last name Robin used while she was a teen singer in Canada, Robin Sparkles)
Swarkles by yellowumbrella January 30, 2014
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Swardle • swaddle • swarley • swaddled • Swaddler • shardle • snardle • swaddleable • Swaddlebagging • Swaddlebee
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Swarleen
If you know a Swarleen, you're lucky. She's always a really caring person and will be down to help you out with shit. She has a really dirty mind and if you say anything to her, she can make something dirty out of it. She loves listening to music, mostly rap
Person 1: Yo know Swarleen
Person 2: Yeah she's so caring but her mind dirty AF
Person 1: True if I say anything to her she's gonna make somethin dirty out of it no cap
Person 2: Even tho she has a dirty mind I love how she's always down to help people
Person 1: True again lol
Person 2: Yeah she's so caring but her mind dirty AF
Person 1: True if I say anything to her she's gonna make somethin dirty out of it no cap
Person 2: Even tho she has a dirty mind I love how she's always down to help people
Person 1: True again lol
Swarleen by dont need to know bish April 17, 2019
Swaddle
And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.
Swaddle by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020
Duck Swaddle
Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.
Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.
Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!
You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.
This here's Duck swaddle!
<3 Duck Swaddle
Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!
"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class
Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!
You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.
This here's Duck swaddle!
<3 Duck Swaddle
Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!
"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class
Duck Swaddle by ELtodaRey bitch May 14, 2009
swaddled
swaddled by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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