Vagemo 

One who cuts their vagina out of depression

I was so sad I cut my vagina
Dude you're a vagemo!

Vagemo by TroubesomeTwins September 13, 2011

vagmoke 

Pronunciation: “VAG-MOKE”. This newely founded Webster word insists the dilemma of a person turning down the offering to smoke marijuana.

Gandalf: Here have a toke of this weed. It will help you see things clearly.

Frodo: I can’t because I miss my precious.

Gandalf: You’re a VAGMOKE. The Shire is screwed if their filled with VAGMOKERS such as yourself. Now watch me dance.

vagmoke by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

Vagimoris 

A ginger that thinks it is better than everyone else. Can be found in the northern regions of Pennsylvania. Thrives on making people feel like shit. Often referred to as an "asshole". Strongly believes that woman should remain in the kitchen. When most people see him they have a strong desire to punch him in the face. Many believe that the reason this creature is such an asshole is, because it has no soul. It is very unlikely that this creature will procreate. It is recommended that you avoid this creature for personal safety reasons.

Dude that kid is such a vagimoris! I feel sorry for that person he just hurt. Its a shame that people have deal with assholes like him.

Vagimoris by FUCK_YOU_MATT April 18, 2010

vageola 

What vaginas will be known as in the future once they become highly-evolved enough into being even more feminine. Vageolas will always be tight, pink, & naturally lubed. Vageola can be used to complement a nice vagina of today.

One of the greater accomplishments genetic engineering will be bringing us is the vageola.

vageola by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 11, 2009

Vagimony 

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

Vagimony by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones 

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

Vagimones by MeHondo August 17, 2012

vagemory 

the ability to remember important things by relating them to a vagina.

"hmm....when is mom's birthday?....lets see..mom.....mom gave birth to me...birth through her vagina...i got it!! april 23rd!!"

"what was that drink you ordered the other day?...hmm..let me use my vagemory......it was pink...vaginas are pink, sometimes...YOU have a vagina...oh!..sex on the beach, got it!"

vagemory by marvin meeks January 9, 2009