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Pronunciation: “VAG-MOKE”. This newely founded Webster word insists the dilemma of a person turning down the offering to smoke marijuana.
Gandalf: Here have a toke of this weed. It will help you see things clearly.

Frodo: I can’t because I miss my precious.

Gandalf: You’re a VAGMOKE. The Shire is screwed if their filled with VAGMOKERS such as yourself. Now watch me dance.
vagmoke by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
the insulting mix between a vagina and a faggot
vagagot by immrPedoson February 19, 2012

Vagimoris 

A ginger that thinks it is better than everyone else. Can be found in the northern regions of Pennsylvania. Thrives on making people feel like shit. Often referred to as an "asshole". Strongly believes that woman should remain in the kitchen. When most people see him they have a strong desire to punch him in the face. Many believe that the reason this creature is such an asshole is, because it has no soul. It is very unlikely that this creature will procreate. It is recommended that you avoid this creature for personal safety reasons.
Dude that kid is such a vagimoris! I feel sorry for that person he just hurt. Its a shame that people have deal with assholes like him.
Vagimoris by FUCK_YOU_MATT April 18, 2010

Vagagony 

The pain between the legs that women feel from the seat on a bicycle, or after a spin class. Kelly Ripa brought attention to this word by using it on a "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" episode.
I need to buy padded shorts, because I'm in vagagony after that last ride!
Vagagony by Supergenius1 April 14, 2010

vagaconda 

It's a vagina that's gonna swallow ya like an anaconda.
My vagaconda don't want none unless your well hung hun
vagaconda by Corkygeorge September 23, 2013

Vagayonnaise 

Tangy discharge produced by a womans vagina
Becky and I had sex on my couch last night and her vagayonnaise was all over me when we were done.
Vagayonnaise by The Obzerver April 13, 2021