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dick-ter scale

Just like the Richter scale that measures the magnitude of earthquakes, this refers to how much a guy has rocked your world.

It could also mean how big of a surprise or disappointment his dick is in size.
So , Sally, how was your date last night with John?
OMG! He knows how to work it! He was so a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Let me tell you, John may not have an ass, but he makes up for it in the front. He is at least a 9.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Oh yeah, I had a one night stand with that guy. From what I remember, it wasn't worth it. He was like a 2.0 on the dick-ter scale.

Did you see that bulge in that guys pants? Looks like he could cause some serious damage with thing. He must be like a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.
dick-ter scale by Delta Divas June 27, 2011
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Dickter Scale 

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.
J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry
Dickter Scale by Augustine205 October 6, 2017

Dickter Scale 

The amount of force exerted from you dick while having sexual intercourse.
Dude I rocked her last night! It was a 8.7 on the Dickter Scale!
Dickter Scale by Archerdog March 17, 2012

Dickter Scale 

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.
Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.
Dickter Scale by RTD2 September 4, 2013

dickter scale

Measures the magnitude of the after shocks you have after ejaculating.
Man after I blew last night I had an after shock of 10 on the dickter scale.
dickter scale by IcyOtter February 20, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026