DJosis

d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) - Simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with DJ's too long. It causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. Once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. DJ's with DJitis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJosis and DJitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.

-Jasmine acquired a bad case of DJosis after hanging out with DJ Douchebag for only a few weeks.

DJosis by tonytooth June 21, 2011

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Djosser

The wise one, very skilled in combat and is calm under all circumstances. He is often referred to as the king as people naturally trust and follow his lead.

His name is Djosser I trust him

Djosser by 7theone November 23, 2021

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DJosis • Diosis • Djosser • The Dosis

Diosis

Diosis is a amazing, unique, beautiful woman . Diosis represents strength and over comes her problems and situations. Diosis is someone who will lighten up the room with her comedic humor and lovely personality.

Where is Diosis? She was the life of the party.

Diosis by Oscarshandle July 27, 2022

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The Dosis

Acquiring 2 sexual infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dosis, chlamydia and gonorrhea, after his big night out.

The Dosis by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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