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Whalenika 

Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.
Did you know whalenika caused another tsunami crashing all the tectonic plates.
Whalenika by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022

Whalemaker 

The term used to describe a soft-serve ice cream machine found in dining halls on college campuses, frequented by freshmen girls.
Eric: "Three chicks in sweats making a beeline for the whalemaker."
Weber: "That's the tallest cone I've ever seen. And she's not even making it twist!"
Whalemaker by Fastball35 April 20, 2016

Whale Milk 

A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.
When all the cows die out, you'll want a glass.
Whale Milk by Poison333 May 1, 2005

whalenika 

A term used to describe someone of a vast stature, on the borderline of clinical obesity.

They don’t eat up their verse, music videos, performances, charts etc. They only eat up the bread they steal from Red Lobster.
Kenny: Hey check Whalenika over there

Meek: That’s your wife bro…
whalenika by bossnigga69 July 1, 2021

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.
Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!
Sperm whale milk by oojorg June 22, 2021

Whalewinkle

A: An Obese pedophile toymaker and his Elven Entourage (Who are most likly sex slaves) who spend 364 days a year preparing or one night by giving everyone toys except for the bad Christan's.

B: When a Fat person tries to be nice but ultimately ends up being a dick.
Elf 1: Wow, Santa is a real Whalewinkle
Elf 2: Yeah, I havnt seen my family in 10 years
Elf 1: And my ass, hasnt been tight in forever
Whalewinkle by Ruby_Grand June 17, 2017