Whalewinkle

A: An Obese pedophile toymaker and his Elven Entourage (Who are most likly sex slaves) who spend 364 days a year preparing or one night by giving everyone toys except for the bad Christan's.

B: When a Fat person tries to be nice but ultimately ends up being a dick.

Elf 1: Wow, Santa is a real Whalewinkle
Elf 2: Yeah, I havnt seen my family in 10 years
Elf 1: And my ass, hasnt been tight in forever

Whalewinkle by Ruby_Grand June 17, 2017

whorewinkle 

1.A desperate, tasteless female who seeks male attention by offering sexual favors; usually to multiple men at once

2.a hanger-on; a poser... one who preys on men who are in committed relationships.

Dude, check out that whorewinkle over there trying to get with insert band dude name here.

me and my girlfriend are on the rocks, come on boys lets go to the bar, i wanna get whorewinkled

whorewinkle by surfindead November 15, 2009