Whalenika can run up to 100 feetlong and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.
Did you know whalenika caused another tsunami crashing all the tectonic plates.
The term used to describe a soft-serve ice cream machine found in dining halls on college campuses, frequented by freshmen girls.
Eric: "Three chicks in sweats making a beeline for the whalemaker."
Weber: "That's the tallest cone I've ever seen. And she's not even making it twist!"
A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.
A: An Obese pedophile toymaker and his Elven Entourage (Who are most likly sex slaves) who spend 364 days a year preparing or one night by giving everyone toys except for the bad Christan's.
B: When a Fat person tries to be nice but ultimately ends up being a dick.
Elf 1: Wow, Santa is a real Whalewinkle
Elf 2: Yeah, I havnt seen my family in 10 years
Elf 1: And my ass, hasnt been tight in forever