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Whalenika 

Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.
Did you know whalenika caused another tsunami crashing all the tectonic plates.
Whalenika by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022

Whalemaker 

The term used to describe a soft-serve ice cream machine found in dining halls on college campuses, frequented by freshmen girls.
Eric: "Three chicks in sweats making a beeline for the whalemaker."
Weber: "That's the tallest cone I've ever seen. And she's not even making it twist!"
Whalemaker by Fastball35 April 20, 2016

Whale Milk 

A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.
When all the cows die out, you'll want a glass.
Whale Milk by Poison333 May 1, 2005

whalenika 

A term used to describe someone of a vast stature, on the borderline of clinical obesity.

They don’t eat up their verse, music videos, performances, charts etc. They only eat up the bread they steal from Red Lobster.
Kenny: Hey check Whalenika over there

Meek: That’s your wife bro…
whalenika by bossnigga69 July 1, 2021

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.
Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!
Sperm whale milk by oojorg June 22, 2021

Whalewinkle

A: An Obese pedophile toymaker and his Elven Entourage (Who are most likly sex slaves) who spend 364 days a year preparing or one night by giving everyone toys except for the bad Christan's.

B: When a Fat person tries to be nice but ultimately ends up being a dick.
Elf 1: Wow, Santa is a real Whalewinkle
Elf 2: Yeah, I havnt seen my family in 10 years
Elf 1: And my ass, hasnt been tight in forever
Whalewinkle by Ruby_Grand June 17, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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