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Crossaphobia 

A phobia that can be determined if you suffer any of the following symptoms:

A)Intense anguish concerning essays to be done for your English teacher

B) Having the ability to sense when essays are going to be assigned and developing panic and/or gloom

C) Developing a Cross consciousness in which any program/movie/book you watch is constantly interrupted by a little voice that has a slight accent telling you to pay attention to a certain thing or telling you to view it in a critical/feminist/Marxist/archetypal lens

D)The sense that your English teacher is going to pop out of no where unless you see the world through a marxist/feminist lens or any other critical modern lens

E) After taking a certain class you can never view literature or media the same way ever again or questioning every little thing because critical lens have been drilled into you brain

F) spazzing about the littlest things that remind you of English class or your english teacher
I just know we are going to have an essay about this movie when we finish watching it, my crossaphobia is kicking in.

I can't watch this movie, my crossaphobia won't let me get over how badly females are portrayed in this movie.
Crossaphobia by NVchococat April 29, 2012

crocaphobia

a fear or hatred of crocs
Jazmine do u want to try on my crocs? No Liv I have crocaphobia.
crocaphobia by helloguys123 February 24, 2019

clownaphobia 

The feeling of paranoia and fear an insecure person feels because one believes that other people think one looks like a clown such as Bozo or Ronald McDonald. An attack of clownaphobia can be caused simply at the sight or mention of clowns or clown props such as round red noses, big red hair, huge floppy shoes, bicycle horns, baggy pokadot pants. In some extreme cases, puppets and cartoon characters such as Howdy Doody and Alfred E. Newman can bring on an attack.
Ike got run over when Bobby honked his bicycle horn at him because Ike had an attack of clownaphobia and started crying and forgot to move out of Bobby's way.
clownaphobia by Dr. Pilgrim May 6, 2008

Extension-cordaphobia 

Since the short-circuit of the extension-cord I have now extension-cordaphobia

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026