SOMM 

Shorthand for: Shit On My Mother!

An acronymic exclamation used in extreme cases of surprise.

Bill: "Steve, do you see that obese woman in spandex?!"

Steve: "Well SOMM (shit on my mother), that's disgusting!"

SOMM by The Distiller January 21, 2011

Sommeliar 

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit

Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar

Sommeliar by kyros August 7, 2016

fart sommelier 

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

fart sommelier by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

Mr. Sommerville 

A hated person with an overload of sass who is very annoying. He is also very short, and typically bald.

OMG Mr. Sommerville just posted another porno.

Mr. Sommerville by asdfgyujm, May 27, 2018

Sommer 

A girl who appears different from others. She's beautiful, smart, funny, and will be the best friend you can ever have. Sommer's tend to love to play video games with their friends. However if you ever fall for a Sommer, unlike most girls, Sommer's are usually very hard to get. Sommer's also have a hidden side too. They may seem bubbly and happy when your around them but when you leave her alone she is like a different person.

"Wow! That girl is different from the others, have you tried to make her yours?" "Yeah but she doesn't seem to want me, must be a Sommer"

Sommer by NerdyNuggets May 21, 2014

sommat 

Yorkshire dialect for "something". Opposite of nowt. Compare to owt.

I went out coz I thought I 'eard sommat, but it weren't owt. It were nowt.

sommat by wotsat January 10, 2009

semen sommelier

An expert at tasting semen

That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier

semen sommelier by Pole cat March 3, 2014