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Splatten and Chatten 

When one is texting, facebooking, tweeting and/or responding to e-mails while sitting on the toilet.
I solved a lot of the world problems while I was splatten and chatten.
Splatten and Chatten by Hawtex February 10, 2015

Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.
The chattering classes are all talk and no action.

Chatting Breeze 

London slang for talking nonsense, or speaking of something about which you have no clear understanding.
"Bingly bongly boo. Snippety-snappety-blarg. Goo ferplunk moo-ha ha ha."
"Man, don't chat breeze."
Chatting Breeze by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

chatting macca 

Chatting macca is the equivalent of chatting shit or not telling the truth
“John said he pulled a 10 last night
“Nahhhh, can’t be. He’s chatting macca”

chattin fart

to talk a load of hot air, garbage etc
idiot 1: "I'm the boy blud...me aint no wasteman"

idiot 2: "yeh whatever, your chattin fart mate"
chattin fart by mingemuncher July 4, 2009
Big dick and handsome person. He was plays soccer
chaten loves women
chaten by anonymous July 28, 2021