Scooter Fagg

A person who rides a scooter for any reson other than as an effective means of transportation. (If using a scooter as an effective of transportation though, you must not enjoy or you will become a scooter fag). (Not to be confused with the scooter which is similar to a motorbike)

A scooter fagg is someone who thinks that they are cool because they ride a scooter.

If you ever see a convoy of scooter faggs it is widely accepted to stop what ever you are doing and point and laugh.

Billy is a scooter fagg because he rides scooters at skate parks.

Scooter Fagg by Wintah November 28, 2010

Scooter Fagg

Person whom rides scooters as a pro sport

Luke Schippell there for scooter fagg

Scooter Fagg by Dickmonkey101 October 27, 2010

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Scooter Fagg • scooter faggot • scooter • Scooter kid • scooter fag • Scooter ankle • Scooter Trash • scooter girl • Scooter Braun • scooter gang

scooter faggot

A person who rides a scooter. I'm a squiggly little snake hssssssssss

That scooter faggot cut me off

scooter faggot by Bmxfaggot May 26, 2017

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scooterfag

the kids who ride scooters at the skatepark and get in the way of everyone. they are usually 10 years old.

skater:darn, that Scooterfag just cut me off on my way up the ramp.
Scooterfag:retard!
skater: goes to beat up scooterfag, but doesnt when he realizes its a 10 year old kid who rides a toy

scooterfag by keepskatin'bro November 4, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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